First of all let me say that I do not feel in Sasquatch, however this is a official legend in this part of the country, then it might also be called Bigfoot, or the Skunk Ape, but mostly it’s called Sasquatch.
I 100% do not feel it is real, even though my best friend Ed swears that he saw it once.
Thanks to Ed I went along to the convention for other people who believed in Sasquatch. They called it the Squatch-Con, and I was stunned by the turnout, but hundreds of people had come to Portland, OR for the weekend, just to gather and discuss the Sasquatch. Have you ever heard anything so ludicrous? Of course I had an amazing time there, thanks in part to smoking copious amounts of cannabis beforehand, and portland is world famous for its amazing cannabis strains, and they helped me relax and enjoy the weird spectacle at the convention, then based on the amount of marijuana smoke I detected that afternoon, I would say most people in attendance were high. It made me wonder if Portland was selected to host the convention because of the abundance of local cannabis, several of the cannabis shops in the section around the convention center threw special Sasquatch-themed sales. There is even a brand of locally grown Portland cannabis called Sasquatch Musk, which was a sizable hit with this crowd. I thought that most people there were a little creepy, but overall I had a great time. There is such wide diversity in Portland that you never know what you’ll see next.